It started with 1, now I have 34

A funny, honest look at how a simple hobby turns into a full-blown obsession. Guest contributor: John MacInnes

It started, as all great obsessions do, innocently enough—with a Christmas gift and absolutely no idea what I was getting myself into.

“Owl Bookshop,” they said. “A nice, relaxing little project,” they said.

What they failed to mention was that this wasn’t a hobby—it was a gateway.

Fast forward a few months and I am now fully inducted into the mysterious and slightly unhinged world of Book Nooks. Or as I’ve come to believe we’re called… “Nookers.” (I still haven’t Googled it. I’m not emotionally ready for what might come up.)

What began as a quiet, festive afternoon of tinkering has spiralled into a once-a-week ritual. Every week, without fail, I sit down convinced this will be “the quick one.” Three hours later, I’m hunched over a magnifying lamp, negotiating with a piece of wood the size of a breadcrumb and questioning every life decision that brought me here.

And yet… I keep coming back.

Because somewhere between the microscopic furniture, the paper-thin shutters, and the instructions that appear to have been translated via carrier pigeon, something magical happens. You build a tiny world. A proper, atmospheric, blink-and-you’ll-miss-it masterpiece. And for a brief moment, you feel like a creative genius—until the next kit humbles you entirely.

Of course, one kit was never going to be enough.

That’s how I’ve ended up with what can only be described as “a stash.” Not a collection. Not a few spares. A stash. Thirty-four kits, to be precise. Thirty-four tiny worlds, sitting patiently, silently judging me from the corner of the room.

The dining room, once a place for meals and civilised conversation, has now been partially converted into what I can only describe as a Nook Display Facility. Two shelves have been installed—not out of choice, but necessity. Structural integrity of the house was beginning to feel like a genuine concern.

And then there’s the sourcing.

I have become a man possessed.

Temu? Scoured.

AliExpress? Thoroughly investigated.

Shein? Don’t ask questions.

I now browse these sites with the focus and determination of someone hunting rare artefacts. “Is that a Venetian alleyway nook for under a tenner? Into the basket it goes.” Delivery times? Irrelevant. Instructions? Optional. Sanity? Long gone.

My family, of course, think this is hilarious. They created this monster with one festive gift, and now they watch from a safe distance as I descend further into miniature madness. Birthdays and holidays are no longer a guessing game—they know exactly what’s coming.

“Another wee book nook?”

Aye. Another wee book nook.

The truth is, what started as a simple hobby has turned into something far bigger. It’s part craftsmanship, part patience test, and part treasure hunt. It’s equal parts joy and frustration, often within the same five-minute window.

Would I recommend it?

Absolutely.

Would I warn others?

Also absolutely.

Because all it takes is one “Owl Bookshop”… and before you know it, you’re installing shelves, stockpiling kits, and proudly calling yourself something you’re still slightly afraid to Google.

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